vi-sional:

one time i let a luna moth in my room and he peed everywhere.

vi-sional:

one time i let a luna moth in my room and he peed everywhere.

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As it is, I can’t settle, I want someone who is fierce and will love me until death and know that love is as strong as death, and be on my side for ever and ever. I want someone who will destroy and be destroyed by me. There are many forms of love and affection, some people can spend their whole lives together without knowing each other’s names. Naming is a difficult and time-consuming process; it concerns essences, and it means power. But on the wild nights who can call you home? Only the one who knows your name.
Jeanette Winterson, Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit (via seabois)

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fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

(Source: jrcbouillabaisse, via orgasm)

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queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

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kittkiss:
a Magnolia grandiflora flower in my yard. magnolias are so ancient, they existed before bees did, so they are designed to be pollinated by beetles instead. did you know that? if you ever read the english wikipedia article on magnolias, you did. but if you never did that, well, now you know.

kittkiss:

a Magnolia grandiflora flower in my yard. magnolias are so ancient, they existed before bees did, so they are designed to be pollinated by beetles instead. did you know that? if you ever read the english wikipedia article on magnolias, you did. but if you never did that, well, now you know.

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